can YOU pronounce my name without google?

you’ve looked it up already, haven’t you.

🚨 CHEATER. 🚨 CHEATER. 🚨 CHEATER. 🚨 CHEATER. 🚨

jk, i get it. 

now that we’ve gotten THAT out of the way, let’s get to know each other a lil better! so, obviously, i’m a copywriter.

~maybe~ less obviously, i’m a do-it-for-the-plotter. 




it’s why (in addition to jumping out of planes) i ran with the bulls in spain, solo-traveled through south africa, scuba dove in the red sea, and continue to terrify my parents with increasingly outlandish adventures. 

if you’d like to hear more about my PADI-certification in zombie apocalypse scuba diving (or my advertising & social media skillllzz), drop me a line. xoxo  

**slightly-less-cool but uber-relevant note** even tho i am but a humble copywriter, i have mastered the art of prompt engineering for image generation on nano banana pro, chatGPT, midjourney, etc. you name it, i’ve probs used it.

PRESS 


is there truly no such thing as bad PR?               you decide.            

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