can YOU pronounce my name without google?
you’ve looked it up already, haven’t you.
🚨 CHEATER. 🚨 CHEATER. 🚨 CHEATER. 🚨 CHEATER. 🚨
jk, i get it.
but if do find my work & words enthralling enough to reach out, please don’t pretend that you just “knew how to pronounce it” because “it’s irish, isn’t it?”. that’s a LIE & we both know it. no one in ireland even knows how to pronounce my name bc it’s a weird confusing linguistic hybrid so pls just stop trying to sound smart & cultured, ok?
*steps off soapbox*
now that we’ve gotten THAT out of the way, let’s get to know each other a lil better! so, obviously, i’m a copywriter.
~maybe~ less obviously, i’m a do-it-for-the-plotter.
it’s why i ran with the bulls in spain, solo-traveled through south africa, scuba dove in the red sea, and continue to terrify my parents with increasingly outlandish adventures.
if you’d like to hear more about my PADI-certification in zombie apocalypse scuba diving (or my advertising & social media skillllzz), drop me a line. xoxo


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